It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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