You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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