OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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