im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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