i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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