i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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