god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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