Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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