sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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