I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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