You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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