Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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