Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
