I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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