'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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