someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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