someone get that fucking seahorse.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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