and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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