I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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