I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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