i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He had one of those small greek statue penises
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Drunk is a universal language darling
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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