...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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