she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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