do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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