I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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