Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
