literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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