it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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