quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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