he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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