he wants to bone in the snuggie
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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