Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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