i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
