is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
