Your face is a jimmy john
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
