So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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