I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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