You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Randomize
