careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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