I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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