Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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