he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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