I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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