But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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