If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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