this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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