Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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