I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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