if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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