Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
