And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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