I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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