You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I have aggressive nipples.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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