Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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