Me. At least after what I've been through.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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